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Sorry to leave you standing up.

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Although in your line of work, that
might be a nice change of pace.

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Oh, my God, there's more.

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What are they doing? Giving away a free
toaster to the first thousand

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misdemeanors? Got a flood down in
Holden. Water pipe burst, and most of

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guys got their first shower in a week.
Well, we've got to do something about

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this. The hallway is no place for
violent criminals.

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Don't worry. The violent ones are in
your office.

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Hi, fellas.

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You don't say.

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Roz, get them the hell out of here.

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Can't, sir. There's no other place to
isolate them, and these are the worst of

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the lot.

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What'd they do?

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Beat up a balloon vendor in Central
Park?

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He wouldn't make me a wiener dog.

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You guys find Art. Tell him I want to
see him pronto.

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You guys catch that Baryshnikov special
on TV last night?

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Come on, what's the holdup? Look, I got
a flight to Acapulco at 10 o 'clock with

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a little Chiquita and she's ready to
mambo.

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Wouldn't count my margaritas just yet,
Dan. We're up to our eyeballs in

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defendants. Oh, come on, let the scum
rot an extra day.

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You've met the Marx Brothers, Groucho,
Chico, Cujo.

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car wears leather better.

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So, your honor, what do you want to see
me about?

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Oh, gee, Art, I don't know. What's new?

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My keychain, but I really can't talk
about it now, sir. I got a flood to deal

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with. Art, how long is this going to
take?

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No telling. I haven't seen this much
water since I fell into the tank at

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SeaWorld.

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Oh, come on, Art. How bad could it be?
What do you got down there? A couple of

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puddles? Get everybody out of holding,
sir.

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of an undertow.

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I realize, Mr. Ortiz, that smokers
believe they have a certain right to

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in their habit, but what you did in that
restaurant goes way beyond any

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reasonable exercise of freedom.

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That's a $50 fine, and no buts about it.

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John, I hate getting water in my ear.

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I sure hope that brain is anchored to
something.

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Well, these shouldn't take too long.

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Oh, no.

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But these will.

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Harry, you're not thinking about trying
to do all these cases in one night.

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Well, Dan, what do you suggest? That we
leave those poor people out there

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chained to the walls like the Tower of
London so you can work on your tan line

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in Acapulco?

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Exactly.

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Look, my tickets are frequent flyer
freebies. They expire at midnight.

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I'm sorry, Dan. We have a full docket.
Damn it, man. So do I.

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She can peel a lime with her tongue,
Herman.

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Keep a rude thought, and we'll try to
get through this as soon as possible.

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What's up, Max?

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A little case of disturbing the peace at
a Star Trek convention, sir.

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Admit it. The old Enterprise was a piece
of junk.

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Oh, yeah? How would you like a Vulcan
death grip?

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How do you like the Bailiff bull grip?

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What do we have here? A little friction
twixt the old Trekkies and the new?

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Yes, sir. They were involved in a brawl
that broke out at a convention during a

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seminar on the role of androids on
Starfleet command vehicles.

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Don't you guys ever just get loaded and
hire a stripper?

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Captain Kirk would never have allowed
androids on the bridge. Rule, a rule.

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Oh, yeah?

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He didn't seem to have any trouble
breaking the prime directive in a time

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felt like it. Go suck on a tribble. Go
spit on a phaser.

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None of that language in my courtroom.

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Chance? My clients plead innocent, Your
Honor. What ground?

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Well, they claim to be victims of a mind
melt.

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A mind melt.

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Oh, come on. Get real, guys.

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Star Trek is a TV show for criminy's
sake.

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I'm going to fine you each 30 bucks, and
I suggest you stop living with your

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parents.

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You have no authority over us. I beg
your pardon? We are governed by the laws

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the Federation. Is that so? Okay, that's
contempt, Chucko. One day in the county

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jail. That's what you think.

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Beam us up.

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Oh, big deal.

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Can they do this?

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And let's remember that even though rap
music may seem obnoxious to some, it's

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still no reason for a neighborhood
confrontation. Come on, let's all be

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brothers. And I'll dismiss the charges.

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Well, thank you, George.

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We love to rhyme.

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To get down.

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No,

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listen, listen. There's no way I'm going
to be able to make the 10 o 'clock to

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Acapulco. What else have you got to
leave before midnight?

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10 .30 to Switzerland.

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Okay, I'll take it. Yes, I'll hold.

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Hey, Dan, aren't you going to have to go
home and pack your cold weather

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clothes?

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I don't pack clothes.

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What's in your suitcase?

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I have a mind.

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Hey, by the way, what is the voltage
over there? 110 or 220?

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People versus Abrams, sexual harassment.
Oh, not another one. Whatever happened

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to men showing women a little respect?

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Your Honor, actually, Mr. Hirsch is the
victim here. The woman won't leave me

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alone.

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Yes, he claims Miss Abrams is, and I
quote, obsessed with me physically,

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interpreting my friendliness as an
overture to an endless carnal rampage.

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And you've got a problem with that?

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It's a nightmare.

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I take her out once, Your Honor, and
ever since, she's been hot for my bod.

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is hallucinating. I don't find him the
least bit attractive.

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Right.

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She sends me a tape that's suggestive
and full of obscenities.

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I lend him my Eddie Murphy album.

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Then what about all those times I saw
you parked across the street?

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I live across the street.

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And those filthy messages you left on my
answering machine?

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I called you twice to let you know that
your dog was out. My dog was out?

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I think we know what she means by that.

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Oh, yeah.

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Miss Abrams, do you think it might be
possible for you in the future to

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your fantasies to other men?

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Yeah, I'll try. Believe me.

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That's great. And, Mr. Hirsch, I'm
afraid that a man of your obvious

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just has to learn to live with this kind
of burden.

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You got that right.

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Case dismissed.

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Thank you, Your Honor. You don't know
what a relief this is. All in a day's

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work.

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So, can I fix your dinner a little later
tonight?

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No, I don't think that'll be necessary.

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Why not?

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After all we've been through, don't I
mean anything to you?

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Right.

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Oh, so this is how you're going to end
it. You're just going to use me and

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me away.

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I will not be ignored, Judge Stone.

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Attention must be paid.

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Your Honor, the defendant was spotted
running from the bank. When the police

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gave chase, the defendant climbed the
chain link fence, scaled a four -story

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fire escape, and vaulted from rooftop to
rooftop and was subdued only after

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assaulting four members of the SWAT
team.

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How do you plead?

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Matthew.

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there's been some kind of mistake.

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I'm going to dismiss the charges, Mrs.
Roscoff. You're free to go. Thank you.

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Good news, Your Honor. The water's still

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rising. We're moving everything to
higher grounds.

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Art, I've still got a hallway full of
defendants. What's taking so long?

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Hey, look, I'm doing my best, but every
time I turn my back, my crew, they're

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doing cannonballs down the elevator
shaft.

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Get us out of here, Matt.

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Yes, sir. Call Ray Roberts and Sprague.

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Assault in Central Park.

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Those three maniacs slashed my entire
inventory, Your Honor. I mean, look at

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this. Nothing but useless rubber.

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This wouldn't happen if you kept them in
your wallet like other guys.

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These three maniacs wouldn't happen to
be the gentlemen in my office, would

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they? Afraid not.

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They cut their way loose.

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They escaped?

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Those guys are lunatics.

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Now, come on, sir. It's not going to do
any good to get emotional.

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How did they get loose?

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They used the glass from your Mel Torme
picture.

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Oh, Ross, any word on those escaped
prisoners?

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Found one of them, sir. He was hiding
behind the main electrical generator.

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Take him out and have him searched.

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One of those guys has Mel's ear, and I
want it back.

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Harry, we'd better speed it up, or the
defendants in the hall are going to be

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chained there all weekend.

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That's right, and I'm never going to
make my play to Switzerland.

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Well, Dan, we can talk faster, if that.

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Miss Sullivan. What's up, Mac?

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Girl, people versus Becker.

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Oh, yeah?

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Well, how would you like me to squeeze
you till you pass?

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Psycho! Perfect!

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Ah, the poetry of the street.

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Your Honor, Mr.

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Rollins was attacked by Mr. Becker
following an unsatisfactory business

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transaction involving Rubber Rita here.

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I'm sure she's a real knockout when
fully inflated. Defense?

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Uh, during what you might call a rather
intimate moment, sir, my client friend

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blew out a boob.

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Women. And now this woman will give me
back my 75 bucks. Hey, you overinflated

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her. At the proper pressure, my gals are
indestructible.

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Might I demonstrate, Your Honor?

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Be my guest.

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Sir, do you realize how long this will
take?

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No, but I bet you do.

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Maybe I can help.

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Hey, I'll have her full figured in a
second.

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I knew a girl in the sixth grade that
developed this quickly.

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That's enough.

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I can't turn off the helium. It sucks.

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Well, she certainly is an active girl.
It'll be a $50 fine. Let's take a minute

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to air out the courtroom.

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That's a good idea.

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Don't go to my office and try to fix
this.

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It's terrible, Your Honor. We're losing
ground.

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I think we should evacuate the women and
children while there's still time.

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Arch, get a grip on yourself.

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Now, what did the city say when you
asked them to turn off the water?

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They'll do that?

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Do that.

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And how long did you plan to withhold
this little piece of information?

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Sir, they found another one of the
escaped prisoners.

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He was hiding in the cafeteria freezer.

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Come on, let's go toast those buns on a
hot plate.

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contestant, Mac. Yes, sir. People versus
Williams.

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Look at what he did to my son.

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What happened to your arm, son?

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He broke it.

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And he is?

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The famous children's book author, Your
Honor, Dr. Wiggle. How do you do?

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Mrs. Williams assaulted the doc during
an autograph session of his new book,

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Fleas in Your Tree's No Sneezes, Please.

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Sir, my client contends that her son's
injury was as a result of his imitating

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one of Dr. Wiggle's characters, the...

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Snert.

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You were imitating a snert?

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Tommy never would have put that trapeze

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in the trees if Wiggle didn't plant the
idea. Oh, please. I never meant the boy

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any harm. It was purely his folly that
broke his arm. The snert is a snoozle

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not real at all. You can't blame a
snoozle for causing his fall.

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The boy only climbed in the tree because
of a drawing on page 33.

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Your Honor, she hit the poor man with
her shoe. Well, you can see the spots

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clearly. Bump one and bump two. I
object.

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You object?

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Overruled. This is stupid.

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I'm Donner. I'm Blitzen. I'm Comet and
Cupid.

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Well, I'm fining you 50, and that should
be it.

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Now, get out of here, you dumb little...

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Keep it rolling, Matt. Yes, sir. People
versus Laporta.

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Mr. Prosecutor? Yes, sir. The Laportas
were involved in a domestic altercation

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stemming from a dispute over their
baby's parentage. Are you the child's

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parent? No.

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Your Honor, Mr. Laporta claims that this
baby's father is a man named Floppo.

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Floppo? A clown, Your Honor. A wolf in a
rubber nose.

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Your Honor, I had nothing but a purely
platonic relationship with Floppo. How

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you explain the exploding cigar butts in
the ashtray?

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Well, he just stopped by. We tossed a
couple of pies.

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That was it.

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Oh, yeah? Then how did this get into our
bed?

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I tell you, Judge, that is not my baby.

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Okay, I'm going to remand this over to
the family court. A blood test should

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settle it once and for all.

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Fine.

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Oh, come on, Funky.

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Well, I hope you two have learned your
lesson.

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It's not only stupid, it's dangerous to
be racing at each other playing chicken

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on the Belt Parkway.

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And be careful crossing the road.

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Here's your suitcase, Dan.

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Fantastic. One more case and I'm on my
way to Switzerland. Now look, tell the

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parking attendant to pull my car around
front and I'll bring you back some

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lederhosen. Leather shorts, all right.

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People versus Danielson.

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Another five minutes and I'll be giving
ein bisschen Fraulein a reason to yodel.

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Stop me now.

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11 .30?

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Not a chance.

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All right, look, what's the last flight
you've got out before midnight?

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Anywhere. 11 .58, arriving... Bulgaria.

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What the hell is that doing in Bulgaria?

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Confined to our hotels?

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I'll take it.

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No, sir.

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Obstruction of traffic.

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He was trying to cross the street during
rush hour.

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Yes, sir. The roadrunner here caused a
major gridlock over most of lower

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Manhattan when it took him eight signal
changes to cross Times Square.

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Gee, I bet you know all the latest swear
words.

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Evidence seems pretty clear. I say let's
fight him and fly.

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Your Honor, Mr. Danielson suffers from a
rare condition, and therefore I ask the

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court for leniency.

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I think he'd like to speak.

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No, don't let him talk.

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It is his right, Counselor. Speak your
mind, Mr. Dennison.

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I have a card which explains my
condition.

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there's a witness. What?

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Wait, no, no. State, drop the charges.
You're free.

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Okay.

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Well, that pretty much wraps it up.
Court's adjourned.

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Bulgaria, here I come.

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Listen, I want to send you back each
attractor seat, okay?

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Well, we found our last escaped prisoner
in the one place we didn't think to

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look. It's the one place we didn't want
to look.

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Give me this stuff back.

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If you've wrinkled my Zorro cape, you're
dead meat, buddy.

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So, you got plans for the weekend?

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Well, the Guggenheim is having an
exhibit of the Queen's hat.

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You want to come?

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Oh, gee, I'd love to, but I've got to
spend the weekend getting a new frame

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Mel. Dang way!

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Coming through!

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All right.

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What's up?

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Can't talk, sir. I've got one more valve
to turn off.

